Ok, so that might not be a bad idea. But this certainly can't be good:
Bacon references are everywhere. There is actually a website devoted entirely to all things bacon and meat related. The address is (appropriately) baconandmeat.com. And this is where it gets a little weird....here you will find bacon-themed wallets and shower curtains, bacon air fresheners, Gummy Bacon (for those of you who want to move on from Gummy Bears), even bacon breath mints. Yeah. Right. Chicks dig bacon breath.
Almost as big in our pop culture nowadays are...zombies! Those loveable re-animated corpses with no soul brought back to life for evil purposes. They have become much more than just characters in classic horror movies. I googled the word "zombie" and my search returned 46,300,000 results in .18 seconds. Even the federal government gives some credibility to the phenomenom, as reported in a recent FOX News article:
In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy "I don't care who you are - that's funny right there."